It's amazing how pretty you looked on that night, Your skirt was so short and your top was so tight. I bought you a drink and we danced on the floor, We pulled and you came back to mine for some more. Your skirt ended up on the living room chairs, And your top and your bra, they came off on the stairs, And though you looked fit with your clothes on, Man I was a fool Cos you look like shit when you wear nothing at all. Oh the clothes that you wore looked a million dollars, But the body beneath, it looked just like Rick Waller's. The makeup you wear is a clever disguise To hide your moustache and the squint in your eyes.
The NHS Song
Nothing At All - Amateur Transplants - VAGALUME
Amateur Transplants is fronted by London -based, British comedian, Adam Kay who specialises in musical parodies. Their music consists mainly of parody comic songs mostly dealing with medical subjects. A few of their parodies are based on the works of American comedic songwriter Tom Lehrer. They also released an album of a live recording of their stage show called In Theatre. Their songs "Snippets" and "Careless Surgeon" ridicule those who study medicine at rival London medical schools King's College London and Barts and the London respectively.
Nothing At All
Nothing At All Amateur Transplants. It's amazing how pretty you looked on that night, Your skirt was so short and your top was so tight. I bought you a drink and we danced on the floor, We pulled and you came back to mine for some more.
Well I'm lying in this hospital bed I should have had an operation but I'm waiting here instead The floor's dirty and the paint is peeling And there's piss and shit and blood and semen dripping from the ceiling My chest pain is getting worse And I really need a bypass but the Philippino nurse Says that it's all Tony Blair's fault because he let The NHS get into 5. Tony can't afford the NHS no more 'Cause he's paying for the Olympics and another bloody war And I wouldn't say I'm an expert in political anthropology But unless he starts investing I'm gonna have a coronary 'Cause my heart is getting worse each day And the only thing they've given me is MRSA 'Cause there's nothing they can offer when the nurses hand the drugs out And it's not like Carry On films when they always get their jugs out. Compartilhar no Facebook Compartilhar no Twitter.